Mike Hucka-Biatch Slaps The Constitution

Any doubt that Mike Huckabee is the dream candidate for most evangelicals can be dispelled by watching the following video. In the span of 30 seconds, the former Baptist minister makes his clear argument for a theocracy. Nothing like calling for the virtual discounting of more than 200 years of constitutional governance in order to pander to those who believe that “Biblical Law” should supersede all else.

Yep, so much for the separation of church and state and the freedom to worship as one chooses or to not worship at all. Perhaps Mr. Huckabee’s next move can be to call for a Crusade to vanquish all other religions so we can live under the laws of the “one true god”. Why not…it gives the christians someone new to attack now that the allure of gay bashing seems to be waning.

If one were looking for a silver lining in the Huckster’s statement, perhaps this will give the Mexicans a momentary reprieve while we focus on the Islamists and the “foolish” beliefs they garner from the Qur’an.

After all, how can we have compassionate conservatism until we vanquish all those who hold false beliefs. Looks like the Axis of Evil just grew exponentially. It just goes to show that religious tolerance may well be the ultimate oxymoron…and Mike Huckabee wants us to know that he is one hell of a moron.

Cross-posted at Thought Theater

4 Responses to “Mike Hucka-Biatch Slaps The Constitution”

  1. rube cretin Says:

    Daniel… thanks for another good missive. you should know that “when you die, you will be shoveling shit in hell.” (twelve feet under) But, i will look forward to making your acquaintance and shaking your hand.

  2. USpace Says:

    Huckabee seems to want fundamentalism. It could never happen, even if Huckabilly really wanted to do it. I don’t think he does, he just wants the votes from those who do. He’s not stupid enough to want it or to try to do it as POTUS, he’s just stupid enough to say it.

    Huckleberry is too conservative on religion and too liberal on criminals and the economy and immigration.

    Huckabye? Huckabee wants to have adulterers, homosexuals and rape victims stoned to death. He also wants to make alcohol and music videos illegal, and make women 2nd class citizens and to take all girls out of school.

    Oops, my bad, that’s another ‘religion’.

    Hey, anybody but the PIAPS!

    if you’re MAD
    punish your country
    VOTE for Hillary

    http://haltterrorism.com/

    http://absurdthoughtsaboutgod.blogspot.com
    .

  3. Liberal Jarhead Says:

    Earth to Huckabee… if he had any integrity or common sense, he would realize that running on a platform of rewriting the Constitution to “God’s standard” would make it impossible, if he was by some horrible fluke elected, to honestly take an oath of office in which he put his hand on a Bible and swears that he would ” to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States,” considering that among other things that very Constitution states that “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof.”

    I seem to recall something about lying being a sin. Of course, the fundamentalists have always felt free to make exceptions for themselves in the Machiavellian pursuit of power, using the rationalization that the end justifies the means.

    Or perhaps he’s thinking that he won’t need to consult Congress and can just start legislating by executive decree.

    Either way, he seems to be suffering from multiple delusions - one, that the majority of Americans will base their votes on an anti-abortion stance, when polls show that more of us are pro-choice than anti, and when polls also show that for most voters the war and the economy are much bigger issues than abortion or gay marriage; two, that the true believers are more numerous than they actually are - although you’d never know it from the amount of noise they make, they’re distinctly in the minority; and three, that he would be allowed to “rewrite the Constitution” even if he did get into office - methinks the legislative and judicial branches would have some things to say about that.

    Regardless, as someone wrote about this on the blog you linked to, if he gets the Republican nomination, it may be the best thing that could happen for whoever ends up being the Democratic candidate.

  4. USpace Says:

    Huckabye? He’s toast I think. Huckabee seems to want fundamentalism. It could never happen, even if Huckabilly really wanted to do it.

    I don’t think he does, he just wants the votes from those he thinks want one. I don’t think most of them really want it that much either. He’s not stupid enough to want to try to do it as POTUS, he’s just stupid enough to say it when he’s campaigning.

    Huckleberry is too conservative on religion and too liberal on criminals and the economy and immigration.

    Huckabye? Huckabee wants to have adulterers, homosexuals and rape victims stoned to death. He also wants to make alcohol and music videos illegal, and make women 2nd class citizens and to take all girls out of school.

    Oops, my bad, that’s another ‘religion’.

    Hey, anybody but the PIAPS!

    if you’re MAD
    punish your country
    VOTE for Hillary
    .

    absurd thought -
    God of the Universe says
    elect women presidents

    who cover for their husbands
    who rape other women
    .

    http://haltterrorism.com/

    http://absurdthoughtsaboutgod.blogspot.com/
    .

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